Clearly, I need to be color tamed and most definitely, you're secretly happy that you're days away from seeing pictures of the color-illiterate eskimo version of me (Read: snowsuit weather coming soon! Ugh.). But in my defense, this dress looks like the all of the Birds of Paradise had a meeting and decided to thank me for spreading kindness in the world with rather personal souvenirs, and it would be so ungracious to refuse such a gift.